quiescent (adj). quiet, inactive, or dormant

November 13, 2008

Dear Tan:

I don’t really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when your dog ran amok with Paris Hilton and I saw you sit on my best friend. I’m sure you’re cowardly enough to understand how awful I felt. I’m returning your ring to you, but I’ll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked our friendship.

Greetings to your freaky family,
Maggie

RULES:
Do the “Letter MEME”. Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the “How-to” Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):

I don’t really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I’m sure you’re ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I’m returning ___8___ to you, but I’ll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What’s the color of your shirt?
Blue – Our romance is over
Red – Our affair is over
White – I’ll join the monastery
Black – I dislike you
Green – Our horoscope doesn’t match
Grey – You’re a pervert
Yellow – I’m selling myself
Pink – Your nostrils are insulting
Brown – The mafia wants you
No shirt – You’re a loser
Other – I’m in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January – That night
February – Last year
March – When your dwarf bit me
April – When I tripped on sesame seeds
May – First of May
June – When you put cuffs on me
July – When I threw up
August – When I saw the shrunken head
September – When we skinny dipped
October – When I quoted Santa
November – When your dog ran amok
December – When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos – In your apartment
Pizza – In your camping car
Pasta – Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers – Under the bus
Salad – As you ate enchilada
Chicken – In your closet
Kabob – With Paris Hilton
Fish – In women’s clothing
Sandwiches – At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna – At the mental hospital
Hot dog – Under a state of trance
None of the above – With George Bush and his wife

4. What’s the color of your socks?
Yellow – Hit on
Red – Insult
Black – Ignore
Blue – Knock out
Purple – Pour syrup on
White – Carve your initials into
Grey – Pull the clothes off
Brown – Put leeches on
Orange – Castrate
Pink – Pull the toupee off
Barefoot – Sit on
Other – Drive out

5. What’s the color of your underwear?
Black – My best friend
White – My father
Grey – Bill Clinton
Brown – My fart balloon
Purple – My mustard soufflé
Red – Donald Duck
Blue – My avocado plant
Yellow – My penpal in Ghana
Orange – My Kid Rock-collection
Pink – Manchester United’s goalkeeper
None – My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other – The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs – Man
O.C. – Emotional
One Tree Hill – Open
Heroes – Frostbitten
Lost – High
House – Scarred
Simpsons – Cowardly
The news – Mongolic
Idol – Masochistic
Family Guy – Senile
Top Model – Middle-class
None of the above – Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy – How awful I’ve felt
Sad – How boring you are
Bored – That Santa doesn’t exist
Angry – That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed – That we’re cousins
Excited – That there is no solution to this.
Nervous – The middle-east
Worried – That your Honda sucks
Apathetic – That I did a sex-change
Ashamed – That I’m allergic to your hamster
Cuddly – That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous – That I’m open
Other – That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What’s the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White – Your ring
Yellow – Your love letters
Red – Your Darth Vader-poster
Black – Your tame stone
Blue – The couch cushions
Green – The pictures from LA
Orange – Your false teeth
Brown – Your contact book
Grey – Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple – Your old lottery coupons
Pink – The cut toenails
Other – Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B – Your photo
C/D – The oil stocks
E/F – Your neighbour Martin
G/H – My virginity
I/J – The results of your blood-sample
K/L – Your left ear
M/N – Your suicide note
O/P – My common sense
Q/R – Your mom
S/T – Your collection of butterflies
U/V – Your criminal record
W/X – David’s tricot outfits
Y/Z – Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B – Always will remember
C/D – Never will forget
E/F – Always wanted to break
G/H – Never openly mocked
I/J – Always have felt dirty before
K/L – Will tell the authorities about
M/N – Told in my confession today about
O/P – Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R – Told my psychiatrist about
S/T – Get sick when I think of
U/V – Always will try to forget
W/X – Am better off without
Y/Z – Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer – Senility
Soft drink – A new life as a clone
Soda – The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk – The apartment building
Wine – Cocaine abuse
Cider – A passionate interest for mice
Juice – Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water – Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate – Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky – To ruin the second world war
Other – To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm regards
USA – Best regards
England – Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain – Go and drown yourself
China – Disgusting regards
Germany – With ease
Japan – Go burn
Greece – Your everlasting enemy
Australia – Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Fuck off now
France – In pain
Other – Greetings to your freaky family

ALICIA, HIEU, LEENA, NESSA, THOMAS (when you’re back from camp) & TIMOTHY (because I want a new post!), I’m tagging you guys.

Have fun! (:

*

I’ve been quite quiescent these past few days away from work, except for when I’m undertaking intense shopping for a formal dress with the girls from school.  I really enjoy spending time out and about with them, it gives me an insight into their little worlds OUTSIDE of school- which is genuinely enjoyable and fun; just thinking about it now makes me giggle, and think back to many times where I’ve cracked up and just laugh out loud- just like it was back in school.

I think I never expected post-HSC to be so much like school: still laughing out loud, being crazy in public places, intelligent conversations, just hanging out, like it was at lunchtime and recess underneath the tree at our tables.  Good times.

On another note, I have finally found a dress that has satisfied me. Oh, that reminds me, must go inform date. I sincerely hope no one else has the dress, otherwise, it would mean my (as well as my beautiful friend’s) 3-day shopping effort has gone to waste.

I’ve got work tomorrow. Must rest soon.

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7 Responses to “quiescent (adj). quiet, inactive, or dormant”

  1. Thomas Says:

    THAT WAS SO RANDOM MAGGIE! I would never have guessed that you would tag me!

    Anyways, I’m not on camp yet. It’s in 13days and counting!

  2. Tan Says:

    Lol oh dear… I’m.. sorry Maggie?

    Little do you know that “I” have the same dress… and I’ll tell everyone that you copied me. That’ll learn ya.

    Yesh finished my exams as well. max w00tage. Gonna rip it up and shit! Glad that you’re enjoying your 3 month break after 13 years!

  3. leenalove Says:

    OMGOSH I must nag you next time you come online so I can see your dress :)
    WEEEEE FOR MAGGIE!

    I shall do the thingy post tag thing sooooon :)

  4. Hieusy Says:

    …ive been tagged and dont even know that what means :(

    are we playing tips? :D

  5. TIMSUN Says:

    Well, I suppose, I’ll HAVE to blog now. I’d been putting it off for a really long time. =]

  6. babekhsihs Says:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY! May the wonderful world open up to you. You can now drink alcohol (legally i might add) and the wonderous world wide web is now open for browsing. BRRRR!

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